Forks - I'm not insane
Forks aren't just the fuzzy little utensils you get at restaurants or buy in supermarkets to eat veggies with. No, they're way better than that. They're probrably the most powerful utensil of all. Many of you are probrably thinking - She's gone nuts. What can a fork possibly do? I'll tell you what a fork can do - what a light saber can't. A fork can be used as a deadly weapon no one can suspect. No one's going to say "Sorry, you can't come in here with a fork." I mean, who can suspect the little fuzzy thing we eat veggies with to be a murder weapon? Nobody.
Another good side to forks is that they can be used by anyone, Jedi or not. And they're not just for stabbing... oh no no no. They can also be used for picking things up that you absolutely don't want to touch, digging, making music, and even eating if it's clean enough. You can get one anywhere, even in cereal boxes.
Mine lights up. Isn't that awesome? You just flick the button and have a butt-whoopin' good time.
Another good side to forks is that they can be used by anyone, Jedi or not. And they're not just for stabbing... oh no no no. They can also be used for picking things up that you absolutely don't want to touch, digging, making music, and even eating if it's clean enough. You can get one anywhere, even in cereal boxes.
Mine lights up. Isn't that awesome? You just flick the button and have a butt-whoopin' good time.
posted by Leia at 2:10 AM
11 Comments:
ooooookay...
Thanks for shedding some light on the subject, Leia.
*takes a few steps back, looks around for the nearest door.*
Thanks for the fork lesson, Princess.
Use the forks, Leia!
Hey, If I didn't say it, someone else would've!
that's a cool fork!
Your knowledge of the fork suprises me tine and tine again.
That's very informative, your highness.
Unfortunately, I still have nightmares about forks, from my childhood table manner lessons. Did you know that at a formal Chandrilan dinner, you're required to be versed in the usage of sixteen different kinds of forks?
16, Mon? That's whack. I try to limit the fork usage to less than one. Course that's easy considerin the best Obs can come up with for food is Cheetos and beer. Don't need forks for those, yo.
And Leia - be careful of the dark side of the forks. They can poke eyes out. Just ask Typhoid.
I gotta agree with ya,there is NOTHING like a good fork,esspecially one that looks like a sith saber!!! (I hope Master Christine didn't hear me say that!!..great! an extra hour of meditation before bedtime at the temple!oh,how I hate it there!)
Oh,where are my manners! Hi! Im Amanda Im a Light sider, A jedi padawan,and a deluded princess! Im trying to make friends with all you people, because I have no friends! Exept for Rin and Torche,but thats a whole nother story..what am I doing here blathering about! I should be making friends with the other people and jedi! bye!
Welcome Amanda!
jabba makes us eat food with our hads
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