A thoughtful letter from my sweet bro
I haven't heard from anyone else in a long time. Until I found a note in my pocket just a minute ago. It's got some wierd drawing on it...
It's signed by Luke, so the little person must be him... he's watering a flower... the can's marked "poison"... Hey, wait! That's my prizewinning orchid! I was going to enter that in the fair! What the hell, he's killing my orchid! Probrably because of the time I smashed his truck collection, which I did because he spilled grape juice on my white dress, which he did because I... well, you get the idea. When I get off this desert, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... rrrrrrr, I'm so mad I can't think straight. I'm gonna dump a big bucket of glue on his head. That's right. No more Beatles haircut for him. He'll probrably have to cut it, or shave it. (tosses head back, evil cackle)
Now we're even. Well, not now, but soon. Soon...
It's signed by Luke, so the little person must be him... he's watering a flower... the can's marked "poison"... Hey, wait! That's my prizewinning orchid! I was going to enter that in the fair! What the hell, he's killing my orchid! Probrably because of the time I smashed his truck collection, which I did because he spilled grape juice on my white dress, which he did because I... well, you get the idea. When I get off this desert, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... rrrrrrr, I'm so mad I can't think straight. I'm gonna dump a big bucket of glue on his head. That's right. No more Beatles haircut for him. He'll probrably have to cut it, or shave it. (tosses head back, evil cackle)
Now we're even. Well, not now, but soon. Soon...
posted by Leia at 2:43 PM
13 Comments:
Isn't that a bit harsh?
Just swipe his "Playboys" and put "Popular Mechanics" in their place. That'll settle his hash.
You want me to throw down? Cause I will, yo.
looks like SOMEBODY needs to teach their son some manners.
yeah you've got it right,amanda.*winks*
If you two kids can't behave, then were not going out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
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what the? I have a better idea than glue...*evil cackle* what you could do is put a tub of glue over the doorway and when he walks threw it.
BAM!
All the glue is on his head! HAHA! Uh, Oh sorry, I'm Jessia btw ^.^ I'm sorry if I bother you guys...it's just...I have to friends here and I was wondering if I could hang here...I hope you all don't mind... v.v
~JB =^.^=
I have a friend named Lyn Me who looks like sombody put glue on her
Look at her:http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/lynme/index.html
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I also think amanda is right,that SOMEBODY needs to teach little mr. jedi a little lesson. he could have shown up earlier..i dunno,mabey,BEFORE I WAS EATEN BY THE RANCOR!!!whew!glad i got THAT out of my system!
Forget glue. Try Nair. Hehehehe.
Or better yet, try the hand in warm water while he's sleeping.
I got a better idea.......shave his hair off, wax his legs, buy some make-up(make sure its all bright pink) and put it all on him.....p.s-do it while he is sleeping!!!!!!!
BTW-My name is Ebony !!!!LOL!!!!
Lets all torture our brothers!!!!!
(EBONY)
don't forget to put his hand in the warm water when your finished....
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