Jealous

Luke's a real sissy. I don't know where it comes from, but he's even sissier than me, and that's not right! Maybe it's because of that Owen guy he stayed with. I've heard that guy does gymnastics and takes diet pills. I can definitely see why. *cough*whale!* I've tried asking some of the jedi to train some sense into Luke, but the only one who'll take him in was Mace. After a week with him, he joined my ballet class.


He was doing really great, too. He got all the lead roles and everything while I was always stuck being the Tree. I was so jealous of those nimble toes and graceful strut and skinny waist that I had to drop out. It's not fair. He beats me in everything I do. Tap dancing, door-to-door cookie sales, karaoke contests, even girls scouts badges. Sometimes I think he's up to something...