Saturday, August 13, 2005

My Online Friend

Isn't it funny how friendships online can work? For a week now, I've been talking with this girl, Flae. She likes cookies, puppies, rainbows, and normally wears her hair in an ice cream sundae. She also has a brother who's training to be a Jedi, and has been taught the secret awesome power of the Fork. She's exactly like me! She even taught me how to pin peole down so they can't move or breathe. Very useful.

We were going to be great friends, or so I thought. Just recently, she put up a picture of herself:

Eeew! What the heck is that? Is she even human, or one of those wookies who shave constantly but their hair grows back anyway? I'm not trying to be mean, but I'd rather not talk to her anymore - I might get cooties. Luke might like her though. Maybe I can set them up. They'd make such a cute couple.


Blogger Aayla Secura said...

Woah! That must be the same person who pulled that prank on me online that one time!!!! Creepy.

2:40 PM  
Blogger Darth Maul said...

Something that hideous shouldn't live. Gives the term "babe" a bad name.

Do you know her address, by any chance? She needs to meet my lightsaber.

5:56 PM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

oh darth maul is interested in her!

9:29 PM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

"She needs to meet my lightsaber."
Oh Ya...Darth Maul is most definitely interested.

10:41 AM  
Blogger Darth Maul said...

Interested? The only thing I'm interested in is beheading that horrendous creature.

11:06 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

Awww, how romantic!

11:33 AM  
Blogger owenlars said...

I saw her once at the cantina. I bought her a drink, due to my "beer goggles". Watto still cracks on me about it. If he does it once more, I'm ripping a wing off.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

Noooo! y'all are wrong... she's a shaved wampa girl!

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Jaina said...

nope....they wouldn't make such a good couple of he is kissing you....jesus mum you would think of all people in the galaxy to put down that you would be the last......

9:55 PM  

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