Monday, August 08, 2005

Nerf-herders

I've been doing some research on the ancient tradition of nerf-herding and here's what I found.


The hard-working honest nerf-herder.

Professional nerf herders.


Nerf-herder wannabe.

Rich city nerf herders.

Nerf herders who are too scruffy-looking to herd nerfs at all.



Han, really. If you want to herd nerfs, comb your hair. You've been spending too much time with Chewie.

*Special thanks to Yoda for the idea, also, happy 100dth!

14 Comments:

Blogger flu said...

I tried the life of an honest nerf-herder. It's tough, what with all the regulations, weak stipends, low government subsidies, the nerfs short breeding season, and the fact that there's just no market at all for nerfs!

eating insects for change from passersby on street corners is more profitable.

12:58 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

A pet nerf I had once. "Spongy" his name was. Once, ran over by a landspeeder he was. At first I cried, then back into his original shape he turned back. Still, never the same after that he was.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Aayla Secura said...

Nerf herders are a strange bunch...especially that scruffy-looking Han fellow.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

I'm not a nerf-herder! I'm a smu...transportation specialist.

5:22 PM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

We use to eat nerf wellington every holiday. It was a family tradition.
...a little chewy though.

No No. IT was a little chewy, not we ate a little Chewie.

Although Chewie did come over that one time and even he thought it was a little chewy.

5:25 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Nothin beats a good nerf burger after a night clubbin, yo. Mmm... nerf.

6:10 PM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

master yoda you CRIED for Spongy?oww that is so sweet...

10:16 PM  
Blogger flu said...

nerf burgers are purdy good eats... especially if there's a little fur on 'em.

7:24 AM  
Blogger owenlars said...

Princess Leia-

You said it so right! Watto's an A-hole, I don't even know why I hang out with him.

Lars

1:14 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Perhaps you should hire a serf to herd the nerf on your home turf. Hopefully they won't trample the Smurf.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Oola said...

I was once dared to eat a rancid nerf burger hanging upside down..that wasn't a pretty picture.

7:49 PM  
Blogger Vooki said...

nice.

7:56 PM  
Blogger a spoon said...

mmmm han solo.... yum!

3:16 AM  
Anonymous Jaina said...

ya know she does have his threre kids and is married to him so ya know its a little hhhmmm

9:51 PM  

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