Return of the Tater
I was at the supermarket one morning, picking out carrots for Carrotfest, when I felt something. Right there, in front of me, was a dark lord. He looked like an ordinary veggie at first, but it was him all right.
"Darth Tater! What're you doing sneaking around here? I thought you were boiled! Mashed! Stuck in a stew! What happened to your face?"
"They boiled us! They boiled us, we wept! But we escaped. Our face is deformed, yes, but we came out alive."
"Ah. What're you doing here in the carrots section, anyway?"
"Sneaking."
"Fine. But why a grocery store? Someone might want you and eat you and everything."
"It's the last place they expects us. Plus, orange-flavored Jello is half off; buy one get one free for this week only."
"No! You lie! The Meijer's brand is the better deal! Eat Fork!" I pulled out the Fork and stabbed him in the face. I sure taught him a lesson.
"Darth Tater! What're you doing sneaking around here? I thought you were boiled! Mashed! Stuck in a stew! What happened to your face?"
"They boiled us! They boiled us, we wept! But we escaped. Our face is deformed, yes, but we came out alive."
"Ah. What're you doing here in the carrots section, anyway?"
"Sneaking."
"Fine. But why a grocery store? Someone might want you and eat you and everything."
"It's the last place they expects us. Plus, orange-flavored Jello is half off; buy one get one free for this week only."
"No! You lie! The Meijer's brand is the better deal! Eat Fork!" I pulled out the Fork and stabbed him in the face. I sure taught him a lesson.
posted by Leia at 1:31 AM
13 Comments:
"I pulled out the Fork and stabbed him in the face. I sure taught him a lesson."
Whew. Why so violent, princess?
Stab him with your fork all over, and he'll be ready for the oven!
I didn't realize us that it was carrotfest season already!
I guess he got the point!!
Princess - you should check out my picture story on my blog....it involves forks!
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wow that forks!
HUH? What's that got to do with forks? And why no more prongs? At least one? Please...One?
If Darth Tater is alive, then I have a problem. Where was it that you saw him again??? I think he need to spend some time with his kin (in a fryer...)
* evil cackle *
It's the big store, with the vegetables and everything. The one that sells those big orange stuffed monkeys.
Hey Leia, you are aware that the Phil the Ninja link that sends you to the "You are an idiot song" has a virus on it, right?
Really? I thought it was fine if you just restart. Eep, sorry. I'll change it.
You should have purchased and baked him.
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