Friday, September 09, 2005

The ship to Endor

(3PO, R2 and Leia aboard the ship to Endor)

C3PO: Princess, might I ask what exactly this creature is?

Me: I don't know. I'm guessing it's something really ugly and mutated.

R2: Beep doowhop-bop beep. (translated: It's your mom, you big gold prune! It's your mom!)

3PO: Exactly, R2! We can't just go in there without knowing what it is, that would be unreasonably stupid of us.

Me: Well what do you suggest, smart one?

3PO: Well, I don't have a plan, but I suppose-

Squeaky voice: Eee eee eee!

Me: Shh! Do you hear that?

3PO: Well, I told them they needed to clean this ship before we left, but they just won't compromise. There is no reasoning with those-

Squeaky voice: (louder) Eee eee eee!

Me: Who are you? Show yourself!


3PO: Oh! Oh my! (stumbles backwards)

Me: Watch out for-

(C3PO falls backwards, head landing in a bucket of water that was left there for mopping. Sparks leap out around his head)

R2: Beedee beep doo BOP! (His grammar circuit! Hahaha!)

Ewok: Oh-no! You okeyday, buddy?

Me: Is there something wrong with him?

3PO: (getting up) Ugh. Me is fine. Head ain't doing not too good. But overall, me fine. When we get dere?

(everyone stands shocked)

Me: Did he... did he just use a double negative?

R2: Bop beepdeeb bwop bwah ppppt. (I have a Victoria's Secret catalogue stashed in here somewhere.)

(silence)

Ewok: Maybe I should introduce meself to y'all! I'm KoKo, and I'm coming along with y'all, because as we all know, YOU still need a sidekick!

Me: I need a sidekick?

KoKo: That's right. Scooby-Doo, Batman, Zena, Monkeyboys... everybody needs a sidekick! Dint you read the rules?

Me: Rules? Hell no. And I don't need a sidekick, thank you very much.

KoKo: Well, din Matrix sent me for somefin. Mesorry 'bout your friend. I donno how to fix erm.

3PO: You say I is wrong? Why! Smart I is still, if I try! I still say alphabet backwards watch! A... B... C.... D... E... F...

(KoKo jumps on 3PO's back and flips switch.)

3PO: G... (fading) H... aiiiiiiiii....

Me: Thank you, KoKo.

KoKo: See? Me good for sommythings.

R2: Beep doo-dee! (If a prune is mixed with a pineapple, who will feed the goat?)

(Out the window, the planet of Endor can be seen in the distance.)

Me: We're almost there!

R2: Weehaaaaaah! (Weehaaaaaah!)

Me: Hang on... If 3PO's all messed up, who'll translate for us?

(dun dun dunnnnn)

(everyone stares at camera, with a shocked expression on their face)

...

(To be continued)

21 Comments:

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1:07 PM  
Blogger flu said...

Congrats on your new sidekick. Maybe you can have it do your dishes.

Wash the Fork, KoKo!

I'm auditioning a possible sidekick at the moment... but he's not available to feed the goat.

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Blogger Leia said...

Can't feed the goat, eh? You can always get him one of those goat-feeding-robotic-arms-for-your-sidekick implants. They're pretty cheap.

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Blogger jedisiri said...

goat feeding is fun!

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Princess you've been splogged (spam blogged). Perhaps you should turn on the word verification feature??

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Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Howya doin' Buauwwth?

That C3PO sure does talk funny!

Hoohoo ha ha ha!

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Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

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Blogger Leia said...

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Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

congrats 4 ure new sidekick Your Royal Highness

8:32 PM  
Blogger Jedi Katt said...

*lol* How's 3PO? And how can I also participate the goat feeding (need application letter(which I hate most)???) *lol* It seems to be funny

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Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Howya doin' Printhess?

I brought you a banana, except I ate it. Sorry.

Want the peel?

Hoo hoo ha ha ha hah hah hah!

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Blogger Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Howya doin' Printhess?

Don't foget, you can still enter my superswell themesong competition. I'll announce the winner tomorow!

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